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mid-week rants

Oh hey, I’m back!  Well, with a new type of post…a mid-week rant!  Aren’t you lucky! Earlier this week, Huffington Post had an article, “20 Things Only Married People Will Understand,” that was published on 11/18/13.  Many of you may have already read it.  I was a few days late in the game of seeing …

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say what?

Here’s another sampling of messages I’ve gotten.  My comments in green. “its nice to see you here lets start with a hello, so we can be friends. what is your name? i really would like to know more about you. hope to hear from you.  What do you do during weekends? and what would you …

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mid-week randoms

Not really dating.  Don’t really care.  Getting too busy with the holidays coming up now anyways. Attended a Sandy fundraiser last Friday with a good friend and met some cool new girls and guys.  In talking with them, it was once again proven how small NYC is when we figured out that we all know …

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dead in the water

Some of you may have been wondering what happened with the OKC guy I was conversing with that showed potential.  Or you may not have. Here’s where that stands…nowhere.  I lost interest after we spoke on the phone.  We talked for an hour.  The conversation flowed.  It was a fine conversation.  But there were some …

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reason #254 why i hate dance clubs

The Doorman – aka the weasly, parasitic, washed-up douche on a power-trip Here’s a funny little story from last Saturday night.  Bestie and Second Mom were in the city for a family shindig.  I met up with them when it was over at 3PM.  From there we went to the bar area of a nice …

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punctuation optional (apparently)

Here are some more of those awesome generic emails: “Hi there, how r u”   (YAWN) “You re looking good, i would like to be your lovely friend.”   (He’d like to be my lovely friend…no, no, no, no, no.) “Hello baby …. Love your eyes … Want meet you”    (Do not call me baby, you …

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what the?!?!

Holy. Shitballs. I get into work today.  I’m perusing all the junk, spammy, and legit emails when I come across a certain person’s name with the subject line “All is well”. Now, most of you may know that I live in NYC and unless you live under a rock, know we had a hurricane pass …

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wtf dating profile #1, part 3

And for the grand finale.  This is copied/pasted exactly how it appears online.  All disjointed.  All over the place.  No edits, except where I’ve added my commentary in green.  Warning, it is profanity laced.  I just couldn’t help it. The myth of multitasking has spread to finding a mate. Reading while sitting in front your …

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wtf dating profile #1, part 2

Here’s some more of the cray-cray behind curtain #1.  Best part is that he issues a warning against TROLLS!  I’m sorry, but when you start putting out shit like this, you are most definitely “feeding trolls” and you have to expect backlash.  This isn’t even the worst of it.  That’s yet to come…   My …

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almost mid-week randoms

– While I was laid up this past weekend, I watched a marathon of The Walking Dead on AMC.  I finally get the hype.  I get the obsession.  I was obsessed.  I am obsessed.  And I am not a zombie-movie, zombie-anything fan.  Along with Breaking Bad, AMC just rocks.  However, no, I don’t watch Mad …

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