Tag Archives: d-bags
reason #254 why i hate dance clubs
The Doorman – aka the weasly, parasitic, washed-up douche on a power-trip Here’s a funny little story from last Saturday night. Bestie and Second Mom were in the city for a family shindig. I met up with them when it was over at 3PM. From there we went to the bar area of a nice …
what the?!?!
Holy. Shitballs. I get into work today. I’m perusing all the junk, spammy, and legit emails when I come across a certain person’s name with the subject line “All is well”. Now, most of you may know that I live in NYC and unless you live under a rock, know we had a hurricane pass …
wtf dating profile #1, part 3
And for the grand finale. This is copied/pasted exactly how it appears online. All disjointed. All over the place. No edits, except where I’ve added my commentary in green. Warning, it is profanity laced. I just couldn’t help it. The myth of multitasking has spread to finding a mate. Reading while sitting in front your …
wtf dating profile #1, part 2
Here’s some more of the cray-cray behind curtain #1. Best part is that he issues a warning against TROLLS! I’m sorry, but when you start putting out shit like this, you are most definitely “feeding trolls” and you have to expect backlash. This isn’t even the worst of it. That’s yet to come… My …
a couple of updates
– LeDouche did text me on Tuesday. I was way more civil than I should have been. Here’s the string. I have not responded. Nor will I ever. – Against some of your advice, I did wind up responding to Mr. Beefcake. I was pretty much convinced by friends that I needed to go out …
first time for everything
Last night was a first for me. I was stood up for a date. The hot guy from EHarmony was supposed to come into the city and meet me at a bar at 8PM. I got to the bar about 8:05PM and scanned the bar (it’s a tiny place), didn’t see him, mosied up to …
football + a-holes + drunks + lightning = ?
Equals not a happy Amy. Last Saturday, I accompanied a friend to the USC-Syracuse game at MetLife Stadium (in the dirty Jerz). I’m going to say it here that I am not a USC fan. I have A LOT of friends who went to UCLA, so their influence has rubbed off a bit in my …
put me in coach, i’m ready to play the game
Being my very altruistic self, I am sacrificing my dignity and sanity so that I may have something interesting to blog about. I’ve finally decided that I needed to bite the bullet and join the ranks of online daters…once again. This time, however, I am giving E-Harmony a shot. Maybe it was the commercials on …
breathe in, breathe out
People are assholes, sometimes. This is not breaking news. People like this make me wanna get real punchy at times. What you can’t see is the discman in his hand. He deserves to be Internet shamed if he’s going around in public with one of those. …
ducking for cover
After that little bombshell dropped on me and then onto you all, I’ve gotten great feedback from you guys. Thank you so much! Like Grey Goose and nearly every single person on the planet said, I dodged a bullet. Holy cripes. I either have the best luck or worst luck in relationships, depends how you …
adventures in babysitting...men 