Tag Archives: Asshat
(almost) mid-week randoms
Last Saturday, I ran the 5th Avenue Mile. I did not do as well as I wanted to, but I at least did better than last year’s effort. So, I guess it was a success. I am noticing that my hammy’s are being little bitches these past couple weeks and I really need to stretch …
life really is a b*tch
But then again, so am I. This ecard pretty much sums up my love life. Who is waiting with bated breath to find out what’s the next pile of shit I’ll fall into?
gonna be that kinda day, huh?
“Would you like some coffee with that cream?” I tried adding just a touch of half & half to my iced coffee and it proceeded to POUR out into my cup. I introduce to you my morning cup of melted coffee ice cream, cause that’s what it tastes like: And probably has just as many …
dear a$$hat #2
Dear Asshat, I have to say I’m a little disappointed in your choice of wedding venue. Church, reception hall. If, in fact, this was a wedding that involved very quick planning. I’m choosing to believe that, rather than the alternative that says you decided to get married back in May, which would only be within …
mish-mash from last night
Yesterday was one of my friends’ birthday, so a group of us gals took her out to dinner. Aside from the bday girl, I don’t get to see these ladies as often as I’d like. Work, family, babies get in the way. Life is way different now for most of them from when we were …
crazy is as crazy does
As I’m thinking more and more, I’m becoming acutely aware that as I bring to light the essence of being that is Asshat, I am coming across as the craziest mo-fo on earth. Because I would clearly have to be certifiable to have lasted 15 months with this person, whose portrait I paint so vividly. …
dear a$$hat #1
Dear Asshat, I hope you are happy. Really, I do. I hope your new wife is happy. I hope you stay happy with one another forever. Really, I do. I say this because I remember what you always said to me, “When I get married, I will stay married. Divorce is not an option.” Well, …
ducking for cover
After that little bombshell dropped on me and then onto you all, I’ve gotten great feedback from you guys. Thank you so much! Like Grey Goose and nearly every single person on the planet said, I dodged a bullet. Holy cripes. I either have the best luck or worst luck in relationships, depends how you …
adventures in babysitting...men 