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punctuation optional (apparently)

Here are some more of those awesome generic emails: “Hi there, how r u”   (YAWN) “You re looking good, i would like to be your lovely friend.”   (He’d like to be my lovely friend…no, no, no, no, no.) “Hello baby …. Love your eyes … Want meet you”    (Do not call me baby, you …

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almost mid-week randoms

– While I was laid up this past weekend, I watched a marathon of The Walking Dead on AMC.  I finally get the hype.  I get the obsession.  I was obsessed.  I am obsessed.  And I am not a zombie-movie, zombie-anything fan.  Along with Breaking Bad, AMC just rocks.  However, no, I don’t watch Mad …

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sidelined…again!

Dammit, it seems that aggressive pedaling in my spinning class on Monday, paired with wearing ballet flats for 3 days straight has caused a fun little flair up of achilles tendonitis in my left ankle.  Fuck me. It wasn’t until after I got home last night after picking up my race stuff for Sunday, that …

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a couple of updates

– LeDouche did text me on Tuesday.  I was way more civil than I should have been.  Here’s the string. I have not responded.  Nor will I ever. – Against some of your advice, I did wind up responding to Mr. Beefcake.  I was pretty much convinced by friends that I needed to go out …

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week one on okcupid

Here are some of the emails I have received on OKCupid.  All of them are so generic and cut’n’paste and none of them referenced anything in my profile.  [my comments in green]: “you are so pretty and feminine. so lucky to be a girl. i wish i had your choices. *blush*”  [Umm, thanks?] “Life is …

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mid-week randoms

Update on my online class.  So far, I am enjoying it.  We are in our third week of lectures and reading.  The video lectures are posted online every Sunday evening and are broken into two sections.  Each section contains 5 or 6 separate videos that are roughly 15 mins in length, so it makes it …

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one down, one still to go…in a few days

So, it’s 8PM on Saturday night and here I am typing out a blog post instead of meeting a hot guy for drinks.  Why?  Because Saturday’s double-header got “rained out” after the first game.  The hot guy had to postpone our date until Tuesday night. Well, I may as well get you up-to-date with Date …

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gearing up for my own kind of marathon on saturday

Because I’m a sadist and really want to be bald from pulling my hair out (which would really be a shame*) or go totally cuckoo crazy-cakes, I double booked myself for Saturday.  Afternoon coffee date.  Nighttime drink date. Coffee date is, of course, with the nice guy (who has done and said everything right so …

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(almost) mid-week randoms

Last Saturday, I ran the 5th Avenue Mile.  I did not do as well as I wanted to, but I at least did better than last year’s effort.  So, I guess it was a success.  I am noticing that my hammy’s are being little bitches these past couple weeks and I really need to stretch …

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life really is a b*tch

But then again, so am I. This ecard pretty much sums up my love life.  Who is waiting with bated breath to find out what’s the next pile of shit I’ll fall into?

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