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mid-week rants
Oh hey, I’m back! Well, with a new type of post…a mid-week rant! Aren’t you lucky! Earlier this week, Huffington Post had an article, “20 Things Only Married People Will Understand,” that was published on 11/18/13. Many of you may have already read it. I was a few days late in the game of seeing …
it started with someone’s okcupid experiment
Recently, a guy conducted an experiment. In short, this guy put up a fake profile pretending to be a very pretty 23-year old. He wanted to see how many men would still try to date her even when she came across as completely bat-shit-crazy in her written profile and during communication. You may have read …
reason #254 why i hate dance clubs
The Doorman – aka the weasly, parasitic, washed-up douche on a power-trip Here’s a funny little story from last Saturday night. Bestie and Second Mom were in the city for a family shindig. I met up with them when it was over at 3PM. From there we went to the bar area of a nice …
what the?!?!
Holy. Shitballs. I get into work today. I’m perusing all the junk, spammy, and legit emails when I come across a certain person’s name with the subject line “All is well”. Now, most of you may know that I live in NYC and unless you live under a rock, know we had a hurricane pass …
wtf dating profile #1, part 3
And for the grand finale. This is copied/pasted exactly how it appears online. All disjointed. All over the place. No edits, except where I’ve added my commentary in green. Warning, it is profanity laced. I just couldn’t help it. The myth of multitasking has spread to finding a mate. Reading while sitting in front your …
wtf dating profile #1, part 2
Here’s some more of the cray-cray behind curtain #1. Best part is that he issues a warning against TROLLS! I’m sorry, but when you start putting out shit like this, you are most definitely “feeding trolls” and you have to expect backlash. This isn’t even the worst of it. That’s yet to come… My …
wtf dating profile #1, part 1
Remember the picture of an eye that I posted? The picture that accompanied the most self-important, bizarre, ostentatious, and verbose dating profile I have ever come across…well, for your daily WTF moment, here’s a portion of it. A Quick Personality Test As you read this, your mind will start to slow down to take in …
almost mid-week randoms
– While I was laid up this past weekend, I watched a marathon of The Walking Dead on AMC. I finally get the hype. I get the obsession. I was obsessed. I am obsessed. And I am not a zombie-movie, zombie-anything fan. Along with Breaking Bad, AMC just rocks. However, no, I don’t watch Mad …
at your own risk
This will definitely be the most horrifying thing you hear today. It may also be slightly mesmerizing. It will possibly be funny. I found it to be all three. Don’t say I didn’t warn you! Curiosity will get the better of you, though. Pitched down baby’s cry I made the mistake of listening to it …
a couple of updates
– LeDouche did text me on Tuesday. I was way more civil than I should have been. Here’s the string. I have not responded. Nor will I ever. – Against some of your advice, I did wind up responding to Mr. Beefcake. I was pretty much convinced by friends that I needed to go out …
adventures in babysitting...men 