crazy is as crazy does
There really are some crazy-ass women out there, just perpetuating the “all women are crazy” label… But seriously, why didn’t this work???
CHICAGO (WBBM) — A woman from Chicago’s Northwest Side wanted to start the New Year with a marriage proposal, with help from police.
As WBBM’s Julie Mann reports, the woman is now facing criminal charges.
Ana Perez, 40, called 911 around 8:30 p.m. on Sunday, claiming her boyfriend was attacking her.
When police arrived, she changed her story, admitting she was trying to scare her boyfriend into marrying her.
Police in the Grand Central District were not amused, and charged Perez with disorderly conduct.
“She called 911 to scare him and have the police force him to marry her,’’ according to Grand Central District police Capt. Grand Central District Capt. Ronald Pontecore
Pontecore said the officers raced to the scene, believing a woman was in danger, “only to find out its something ridiculous like that.’’
The boyfriend, according to police, had no intention of marrying Perez and was in the process of breaking up with her.
The Sun-Times Media Wire contributed to this report
Here are some comments from Gawker’s commenters:
“it’s such a mystery why the stereotype that women are crazy is so prevalent.”
“Shockingly this did not result in a proposal. Her next Match.com profile should be interesting.”
“I thought you were supposed to get fake-kidnapped? Pssh, this woman is an amateur.”
“If only she had watched more Maury. We all know the only thing that works is to get pregnant.”
“Wacky hijinks! Cue countdown for this to be turned into a movie starring Jennifer Aniston, Kathrine Hiegl, or Kate Hudson.”
“I bet the sex with this chick was amazing. A little bit of crazy goes a long way in the sack. Too bad she had to ruin the fun by getting the police involved.”
“Please reference the crazy/hot scale.”
“‘Missing your period’ doesn’t work anymore?”