miss-matched and now un-matched
I cancelled my Match membership. Well, I let it expire without renewal. It just wasn’t giving me the connections I’d hoped (though I am still in contact with one guy from it, St. Elmo). And I didn’t feel like spending the money for 3 or 6 months more. I’d rather spend the money elsewhere. So I ended that – buh bye!
I did, however, unhide my OKCupid profile. I cautiously went back on. Phew, no peen shots. We know how I love those. After about 5 mins of being logged on and making some minor tweaks to my profile, an IM chatbox pops up.
Him: “hi im jim” [all misspellings, bad grammar, bad punctuation and typos are his]
Me: “Hi, I’m Amy”
Blah blah blah – I don’t remember the details of what was said aside from general pleasantries.
Him: “your pretty”
Me: “Thank you”
Him: “i wish u werent so far away”
Me: “Where are you? I didn’t look at your profile”
Him: “sprgfld mass”
Him: “were r u” [umm, didn’t you just comment on how far away I was? Don’t you already know that? Or was that just a blind assumption?]
Him: “your sexy”
OK, this chat is now over. Close chatbox and block user. END SCENE.
UPDATE NOV 8: And I got another peen shot. Now it really has been awhile. Almost forgot what they looked like. I’m not as offended now – I mean I need to be reminded of what they are and what they look like… between my advancing age, spotty memory and non-existent sex life…
Also, got an IM (I turned it back on)…”how do you make an ass of yourself?” It does say in my profile that I am not afraid of making an ass out of myself, but really? That’s your ice breaker/opening line?